My fellow blogger, Sid-o-Scope has pointed out why Men need 33% reservation. Written in Blue are the reasons why Sid thinks Men need reservations. And those in Red are my answers errr.. I actually answered back and the red colour was chosen so as to make my points clear.
Men demand equality, in all walks of life.... 33% more equality than woman.
1. Reservation on television remote control from evening 7:30 to 11:00
This rule will apply also during IPL matches and any cricket match for that matter. Also showing 2 balls per over does not mean we have seen enough and you get back to see the terrible torture of human beings (read: SaaS bahu / Reality shows or even Rahul ka Swayamvar)
Oh yeah..?? You are a fool to think that it would be possible. Okay, time for confessions.. We watch the Saas bahu serials because we really love the men in our lives. You know, we watch and learn from the sacrifices that the pativrata women make for their husbands. Haven’t you heard what Tulsi and Parvati have done for the men in their family. Yes, you saw that too. Now shut up and let us watch in peace.
2. Reservation on laptop / internet/ facebook, specially for those whose GF/wives/fiances are addicted to Farmville
Men demand it. They need equal rights, when the food is served hot and when we all need to lie down, it is not lying down that you are still busy farming on your farm.
My friends wife one day announced, let me harvest tomatoes quickly, I will serve food.
Okay, we are not a-social like you. We have friends. More so, we have a lot to discuss. Even our sex lives. So, when you see us hooked on to the laptop, we are just finding different ways of pleasing you.
And talking about Farmille.. Dude, the world is going green. And farming is so much in fashion. Why don’t you go ahead and get a REAL farm for us. Wait, I just remembered that you are broke. You should be grateful that we didn’t ask for diamonds.. It’s just a virtual farm. Big deal..!!
3. Men demand reservation to choose shops while shopping for clothes
Maybe that’s the reason why you are unable to patao any girl till now. Pst. Pst. You badly need a wardrobe makeover. Gah..!!
*staring at you* This is MY house. Clean it or else you will be thrown out.
Also, we would like to have onion parathas in the morning with fresh butter on it. Ok, fat-free butter.
Okay.. You can cook your own breakfast from tomorrow. By the way, I like my breakfast in bed.
6. Reservation in deciding which movie to go.
Righto, see there are many good, great movies screened in multiplexes. Please don't drag us to the movies of the chocolate hero. No, we also do not wish to see Twilight, again. we know you prayed last night, I become a vampire.
You know what, you are a jerk. Do we say anything when you stare at the boobs, ass and even legs of those actresses. No we don’t. And yes, we do wish that you become a vampire. Only then we would fall in love with you.
7. Reservation in choosing the beauty products you buy on my credit card.
I know you secretly went to the parlour and got a facial done. And last week, I found fair and handsome in your almirah. That too in the locked drawer. Need I say more..??
8. Reservation in getting seat on the bus.
9. Reservation in deciding the limit of drinking beer.It is really ok for me to drink more than a peg and drive. I am not a drunkard, but I should decide when it is ok for me to stop drinking...err...ok... I should probably stop talking now.
Yes you better. *Stern look*
10. Reservation to comment on Sidoscope
As the fighter and protector on mans right, I hereby declare 33% reservation for men on comments herewith. Go on use the comment box without any fear of the lady coming and making you stand. :P
Awwww…. My lovely darlings. You don’t have to crib. You could have easily got that. You know, we are good at heart and we don’t like to see our men getting suppressed. You can have your way in this. Just this, Okay..!!
A piece of advice (to men, ofcourse) : SHUT UP..!! Do all that we ask you to do. That way, we will all live happily..