Friday, October 30, 2009

Take the gym with you

I am sure you must have heard this:

Guy 1: My girlfriend is looking hot like JLo these days
Guy 2: My girl looks hotter than Bips
Guy 3: Mine looks hotter than Bebo

Three guys. All boasting about their hotty girlfriends who look better than any diva. Thanks to Reebok's easy tone shoes which tones up your muscles. Err.. your booty. What kind of a proposition is that. Atleast this is what Reebok claims. A bootylicious behind is what you will get by simply wearing the shoes. Yeah right. I think my concepts are quite weak. I always thought that one really needs to work hard to get that perfect butt. It takes ages to make it look wantable. Living on lettuce leaves, gyming atleast 2 hours a day, 45 mins walking, 30 mins cycling. That is what is needed for getting a nice looking booty. But Reebok has definitely made it easier. Atleast thats what they say.  I am not very sure if it a new invention or the product has been in the market before, but it did catch my attention when I first heard it on the FM.




To top it all, the 30 day satisfacttion guarantee is too much to take. No results in 30 days, that shoe can be used to hit Reebok people (and not George Bush). 30 days. Perfect back. Hello. Nobody here lives in a dreamland. It is surprising to see (and hear) the claims made by these big brands. Frankly speaking, it is not their fault. It is just that the mango people (aam aadmi) are big fools that they believe these things to be true. Like for instance, if you have heard about the guy who sued HUL, for its product Axe deodorants,  because he was unable to attract even a single girl. His petition is based on the grounds that he has been cheated and the products have caused him mental suffering. This guy claims that he has been using Axe products for seven years, that too in abundance, and no girl has agreed to go out with him even for a cup of coffee. Hoping that something might work, he appeared naked in front of his bai who had been living alone for over a year. Oops, trying to impress the bai. That guy must be really frustrated. Or maybe he is simply too ugly to attract any girl. No wonder he has not been to impress any for seven years. Dude, he is a psycho. Well, you can't help it. HUL will have to face the wrath.

Let us just sit back and watch. And lets hope that nothing of this sort happens to Reebok. I wont be surprised if a bulky woman sues Reebok's easy tone shoes for not toning her voluminous booty and thick legs.

Lets hope for the best..

:)


15 comments:

Ramit said...

Hahaha! On second thoughts, I need those shoes too :-)

Chandni.. said...

U bet... Every woman would want these. And every guy would want their girls to have these...

@ease said...

hav u called on any war against these brands..?? any grudges..??

Chandni.. said...

naaah... none at all... I love reebok... And i 'would' love the guy who uses axe deo :P no grudges whatsoever

gkam said...

true to the core about working the butt off (pun intended) to get the perrrfect booty! :D

LOL @ mango people :P

On a bai? Had he taken a leaf out of Shiney Ahuja's book or what!

nice post. first time 'ere!

Renu said...

I never believe in ads..they make you fair in 10 days..then there shouldnt be any dark anymore,

make your teeth good, you slim , the list can go on.....

Chandni.. said...

@ gkam: Welcome to ma blog. Well I guess Shiney has become a hero of the physically frustrated lot. For gos sake, trying to seduce the bai.

thanks for coming here...
hope to see u here again...

Chandni.. said...

@ Renu : Me neither. But I love to comment on these ads.. Its fun... Innovation at its best.. :P

buckingfastard said...

hehe bechara...dat guy is me wid a bit of extremity....arre i will also sue parle-g....i m loyal to dem fr so many years...yet to turn genius!!

Chandni.. said...

hahaha.... u know what... go ahead and sue them.. n if u win the case and they give u money then you give me half of it... :P

Aki said...

chandni I feel you have totally gone mad....... But I really enjoyed reading this post of yours..

chitz said...

didnt know tht reebok had put forward this claim...:D

Ramit said...

Chandni, I meant that I want them for myself!

Chandni.. said...

@ Aki: wat is wrong with u. An idiot you are.. :P

@ Chitz : thats true sweety... they make such claims and we make fum of them...

@ Ramit : Oh. Why not... go ahead and get that bootylicious behind...

Lincoln said...

he he gud one :), yesterday only i was watching seinfeld and he was telling the same thing about SODA commercials where ppl fly around drinking soda/ doing adventure stuff etc etc...
but believe me these ideas sell for sure...