Guy 1: My girlfriend is looking hot like JLo these days Guy 2: My girl looks hotter than Bips Guy 3: Mine looks hotter than Bebo
Three guys. All boasting about their hotty girlfriends who look better than any diva. Thanks to Reebok's easy tone shoes which tones up your muscles. Err.. your booty. What kind of a proposition is that. Atleast this is what Reebok claims. A bootylicious behind is what you will get by simply wearing the shoes. Yeah right. I think my concepts are quite weak. I always thought that one really needs to work hard to get that perfect butt. It takes ages to make it look wantable. Living on lettuce leaves, gyming atleast 2 hours a day, 45 mins walking, 30 mins cycling. That is what is needed for getting a nice looking booty. But Reebok has definitely made it easier. Atleast thats what they say. I am not very sure if it a new invention or the product has been in the market before, but it did catch my attention when I first heard it on the FM.
To top it all, the 30 day satisfacttion guarantee is too much to take. No results in 30 days, that shoe can be used to hit Reebok people (and not George Bush). 30 days. Perfect back. Hello. Nobody here lives in a dreamland. It is surprising to see (and hear) the claims made by these big brands. Frankly speaking, it is not their fault. It is just that the mango people (aam aadmi) are big fools that they believe these things to be true. Like for instance, if you have heard about the guy who sued HUL, for its product Axe deodorants, because he was unable to attract even a single girl. His petition is based on the grounds that he has been cheated and the products have caused him mental suffering. This guy claims that he has been using Axe products for seven years, that too in abundance, and no girl has agreed to go out with him even for a cup of coffee. Hoping that something might work, he appeared naked in front of his bai who had been living alone for over a year. Oops, trying to impress the bai. That guy must be really frustrated. Or maybe he is simply too ugly to attract any girl. No wonder he has not been to impress any for seven years. Dude, he is a psycho. Well, you can't help it. HUL will have to face the wrath.
Let us just sit back and watch. And lets hope that nothing of this sort happens to Reebok. I wont be surprised if a bulky woman sues Reebok's easy tone shoes for not toning her voluminous booty and thick legs.